Cosmo's top 10 of weird fetishes

Cosmo style descriptions - cheeky and cute of course :)

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    FOOT HOOKERS

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    Although it's been around since before Quentin Tarantino lovingly committed Uma Thurman's bare feet to celluloid in Pulp Fiction, "foot hooking" has been sweeping New York lately. High-rolling dudes pay up to $200 and a $100 entrance fee at a private spa to lick and "worship" women's feet.

    O9Tails - Hell now where are these spas at....!!!

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    GIRLS STUCK IN QUICKSAND

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    Although it's been around since before Quentin Tarantino lovingly committed Uma Thurman's bare feet to celluloid in Pulp Fiction, "foot hooking" has been sweeping New York lately. High-rolling dudes pay up to $200 and a $100 entrance fee at a private spa to lick and "worship" women's feet.

    O9Tails - Ok, yes, that one is niche alright. Actually one I'd never heard of /gasp!

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    GIRLS WHO CAN’T START THEIR CARS

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    Although you'd never think that trying and failing to start your crappy Dodge Seville would be anything to a grab a Kleenex over, girls attempting in vain to start their cars gets some dudes' gears grinding. As one commenter on Female First explained: "Maybe it's the sputtering of the engine turning over while she bites her lip, or her boobs bouncing up and down as she begs.

    O9Tails - And again, who knew, and why do I find this one hilarious?

  4. 4

    CAKE FARTS

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    The technical word for a fetish for human flatulence is eproctophilia, but "Cake Farts" is its own bizarre little world: A girl sits on a cake and farts on it. That's it. Le fin.

    O9Tails - The real question - can she fart as required? How many servings of beans does this involve? So many questions come to mind, but yes pass on gas, thanks!

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    OBJECTUM SEXUALIS

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    These fetishes aren't contained to dudes: Cases of objectum sexualis, a sexual fetish for inanimate objects, are more often found in women. "The Woman Married to the Eiffel Tower" depicts the real lives of women in love (and lust) with amusement park riders, national landmarks, stairway bannisters, and archery set, and other things that will never text back or take out the trash for you.

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    BALLOONS

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    American treasure My Strange Addiction brings us Julius, a 62-year-old married man whose erotic attachment to balloons seems to unfaze his wife. He has over 50,000 balloons in the bedroom they share...

    O9Tails - See now this one would just bring out my mean....too much fun by far walking around with a needle...

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    YIFFING

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    Furries! Furries are people who like dressing up in anthropomorphic animal suits and creating a new RPG-style identity for themselves. The furry lifestyle at large isn't sexual, but within it is the "yiffing" community: People who enjoy having sex in said costumes. Back in July, a furry BBQ in New Jersey was revealed to be a yiffing party.

    O9Tails - Yiff yiff, yowl, monkey sounds....alright mind, back out of amused mental pictures mode already!

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    TEDDY BEARS

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    Watch the hell out, Paddington. The fetish for teddy bears, also a subsection of furry culture, is burdened with the unwieldy title of "Ursusagalmatophilia." Some ursusagalmatophiliacs (whew) modify their plush toys in order to better receive sexual gratification from them. Want a visual of that? Too bad. I'm not gonna Google it.

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    ADULT BABIES

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    A person who engages in regressive role-playing behavior as part of their sexual routine, like drinking from a bottle or wearing diapers, has an "infantilism" fetish. Their partner is the adult who cares for them, feeds them, and (in some cases) changes their diaper. A study of the lifestyle found that "infantilists are commonly male, are on average thirty-eight years of age, in steady employment, normally have an undergraduate level of education or higher and are usually married or in a stable relationship." (Taking the whole "men are more immature than women" thing to a wholllllle new level.)

    O9Tails - Ever so oddly enough Dominant women with large breasts seem to draw these to them like flies.....Nooooo idea why obviously.

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    WOOLIES

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    They're into wool

    O9Tails - Ohhhhh that's baaaaaaaaaaad.

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